Respect is love in plain clothes.
― Frankie Byrne
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
― Lillian Day
It's better to have loved and lost than do forty pounds of laundry a week.
― Salvador Dali
You know what I figure, if I can do laundry, there's nothing I can't do.
― Rachel Green
Happiness is the sublime moment when you get out of your corsets at night.
At every point in history, there's always the laundry.
Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color.
The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!
― Shakespeare’s Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 1
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society
― Mark Twain
Aprons, towels, linens, clothes ― with each load my loathing grows.
― Pippa O’Brien
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
― Henry David Thoreau
What a strange power there is in clothing.
― Isaac Bashevis Singer
Fashion is like the id. It makes you desire things you shouldn't.
― Bob Morris
It's not what you wear – it's how you take it off.
No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
― Frederick G. Banting
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
― Dorothy Parker
Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.
― Mason Cooley
Never wear anything that panics the cat.
― P.J. O'Rourke
You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty.
― Cecil Baxter
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
― Oscar Wilde
(The exhibition, Combinations, Crinolines and Clotheslines runs until August 3, 2013, at the Mississippi Valley Textile Museum, Almonte ON.)